check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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