My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Randomize
