I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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