oh god the rape fog is back!
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
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I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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