Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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