is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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