So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
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so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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