roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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