Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
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You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
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do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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