He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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