what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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