just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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