VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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