Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
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I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
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Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
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