My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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