time to smoke my breakfast
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
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You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
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I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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