So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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