just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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