Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Randomize
