OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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