I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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