you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
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i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
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He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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