My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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