he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
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I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
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I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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