this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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