No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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