ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
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just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
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We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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