Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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