I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Do you still have your period?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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