try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I think your dad took our porno
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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