I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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