Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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