Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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