Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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