addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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