ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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