She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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