the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
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He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
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She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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