SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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