there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
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Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
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I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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