Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
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You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
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I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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