how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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