Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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