i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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