Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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