Its about making memories worth repressing
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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