I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
In America we eat man semen.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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