all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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