doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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