sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
It's blow job season.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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