True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
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The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
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I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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