Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
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i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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